By Anonymous - 30/05/2013 03:55 - United States - Redlands

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

carleybeak 21

His action definitely ruined the moment

Getting to stare at a white tub filling up with a pool of your own blood, how very erotic... FYL OP, since he ruined the moment for you.

Comments

beneathitallxx 15

What a jackass. Punch him in the nose to see if he likes his nose bleed !

MrClean17 15

And I love you too, random citizen.

How could there possibly be any moment at all on the bathroom floor? Do you have any idea how many germs you were getting busy in? Especially considering that statistically speaking the bathroom floor is the least cleaned surface in a house!

Live a little ! The germs won't hurt you, however you Gould like the scaredy type

What a dick. He could've atleast made sure you were ok first and given you tissue or cotton wool. I hope you told him off.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Then maybe, if you're really lucky, a man will do the exact same thing to you some day! Yay!

graceinsheepwear 33

The moment was ruined for me as soon as I read "bathroom floor."

What a dick. Dump the insensitive bastard.