Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom...

By Anonymous - 30/05/2013 03:55 - United States - Redlands

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML

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By anon - 08/12/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. He got on top and started kissing my ear when a warm liquid went down my neck. My boyfriend had a gushing nosebleed, which went threw the pillowcase and the pillow. I got cockblocked by a nosebleed. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 20:23 - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 00:01

Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML

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By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML

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By LaLa - 20/09/2019 22:00

Today, I was fooling around with my partner after his shower. He moved my hands up to push me against the wall. Instead of hitting the wall, my hands hit the shower rod. It fell on my face and I got a bloody nose. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 21:24 - Portugal - Alg

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML

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Mood ruiner

By Sirah90 - 07/05/2013 07:29 - United States

Today, my nose started running while in bed with my boyfriend. I kept trying to wipe it off with my arm to avoid ruining the moment. My boyfriend then looks up at me in horror. Turns out it wasn't mucus; it was blood. And it was all over his neck, his shirt, and his silk sheets. FML

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carleybeak 21

Thursday 30 May 2013 12:42

His action definitely ruined the moment

Pleonasm 35

Thursday 30 May 2013 12:51

Getting to stare at a white tub filling up with a pool of your own blood, how very erotic... FYL OP, since he ruined the moment for you.

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jmcr 27

Friday 31 May 2013 5:19

What a selfish jerkoff even if you didnt notice your nose bleed he certainly has. Next time you guys have sex i suggest do it on your period and get on top the bleed on him that should make him think twice about having sex while youre bleeding

dunebro 15

Friday 31 May 2013 14:49

Why in the world would he do that?

icepick23 12

Friday 31 May 2013 17:30

That is awesome!

Fsvb 32

Saturday 1 June 2013 1:56

Well.. If the sex was good, I don't see either why you just wouldn't keep going.. No big deal, it'll stop bleeding eventually (and if it does not, you DO stop) and you can easily clean up afterwards. It's only a few drops from your nose, right.

israelnotjacob 20

Sunday 2 June 2013 19:11

Yeah it's not that big of a deal. You might as well finish what you started. Nose bleeds aren't that serious. Just rinse out the tub. Women always let the moment get ruined by just about anything. Asking him to hurry is one thing, but I think it's silly how easily women find a reason to stop. Just finish. Especially since in reality most people don't take more than 10-15 minutes. Sure people love to claim they go for hours, but I think everyone knows that 99% of the people who say that are either full of crap or just had one or two times like that and then brag like it's a common thing for them. Really few people want to go longer than that even if they can.