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Same thing different taste
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YDI for trying to have some semblance of a sex life while you still live with your parents. Keep it in your pants until you leave home. Things tend to be less messy that way, and you're usually mature enough by then.
fyl for having a boyfriend that can't afford a hotel room.
YDI tell them to **** off and go live with ur bf
Thats exactly why you don't get phones where it's possible to pocket dial. Try a flip phone or an iPhone. But ya, that totally sucks. I used to pocket dial all the time before I got the phone I have now. Hopefully your parents remember what it's like to be young and in love and dont come down on you too hard.
it's called locking the key pad
YDI you ****
fyl
not an fml shut upp
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A voice coming from his pants? "OMG! That thing talks?!?! ...oh it's just my dad."
amazing... simply amazing. imma say YDI.