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By un_christmas - 25/12/2012 06:41 - Malaysia - Petaling Jaya

Today, my boyfriend and I were having Christmas dinner while his mom was away. I was lying alone on his bed while he did the dishes, when the bedroom door dramatically swung open and his mom glared at me from the doorway. I had to leave when she screamed "FORNICATION IS A SIN!" FML

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Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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Tuesday 25 December 2012 12:16

You should've told her that if it wasn't for fornication, she wouldn't be here right now.

thejewishfuhrer 17

Tuesday 25 December 2012 12:17

Should've replied with: "Then why do you have a son?" and walked out of there with your head held up high. Course, you probably wouldn't be allowed back in after a stunt like that.

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perdix 29

Tuesday 25 December 2012 15:32

Get the **** out, because in her religion, she's right. Her house, her rules. Your alternatives are: 1. Quit fornicating (just kidding.) 2. Get a boyfriend who's not a Mama's Boy. 3. Fornicate at your place, in a hotel, or in a car. 4. Convert his mom to a religion that blesses fornication (let me know if you find one.) 5. Get a boyfriend with his own place that has locks.

XcuzimsotiredX 25

Tuesday 8 April 2014 0:56

religion that blesses fornication, Wicca.

StEpHiE1226 12

Tuesday 25 December 2012 15:51

Oh wow get your scarlet letter sweater out op

MP78_fml 7

Tuesday 25 December 2012 16:57

Scarlett letter=adultery... Hawthorne teaches us since Mr. Dimmesdale fornicated with a married woman, that it's okay! :p

Myo_fml 20

Tuesday 25 December 2012 15:59

I think she's confusing fornication with mastication.

CharresBarkrey 15

Tuesday 25 December 2012 20:14

Eating is not a sin.

BlueMoonCafe 12

Tuesday 25 December 2012 21:08

I fail to see how chewing is sinful?

mackischillin 5

Wednesday 26 December 2012 8:41

You aren't funny

Donovan_757 8

Tuesday 25 December 2012 16:23

So are a lot of other things. If people stop fornicating you still get people who sin a lot, so eliminating fornication doesn't eliminate it all. Somehow, someway we will always be sinners.