Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying...

By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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Same thing different taste

By rockefoe - 20/10/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML

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By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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The eye of the beholder

By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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By JennaMarie - 26/07/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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Thanks

By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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By licensed_ginger - 08/01/2015 18:44 - United States - Barberton

Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML

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By For - 28/12/2009 14:00 - United States

Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML

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Compliments are tricky

By Anonymous - 13/09/2021 08:00

Today, I told my boyfriend he's handsome, which I do often. Not everyday, but maybe once or twice a week. He got upset at me. He said it makes him feel uncomfortable. We've been together for 3 years and I still think he's the most handsome man I've ever seen. FML

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prettybrwneyes16 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:05

than why is he with you if he thinks you're so ugly?

cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:07

you should have said:" you're dick is ugly, but you don't see me complaining!"

Comments

Hiropon 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 15:24

Yep, he's a keeper.

anthraxcp 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 15:32

YDI for being ugly

pink_shades 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 16:08

yerr cool.

Sun_Kissed18 25

Sunday 14 February 2010 15:48

Well, idk, maybe he really did like the shirt. Ugly is kinda exreme, too. She could have said it didn't look great on him or she didn't like it but just "That shirt is ugly!" Might have hurt his feelings if he was going to buy it. But still, that was a pretty rude come back

brittanymarie719 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 16:29

you need a new boyfriend who's not such a douche bag

some_girl9 8

Sunday 14 February 2010 17:04

YDI because you seem like you're REALLY annoying and whiny.

callicoat 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 17:05

maybe you shouldn't be an ugly bitch!!!!!!!!!

paperboat_fml 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 17:06

Now now, let's not fib. He was obviously joking if this happened, if it didn't, come up with better FMLs that don't make you sound like a whiney bitch.