Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching tv....

By sadgf - 29/03/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching tv. He gets up at one point and turns the light off and I asked him why. He said "You look better in the dark". FML

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By klee - 08/02/2009 05:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML

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By Ouch - 29/07/2009 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I look better in different kinds of light. I asked him which kind of light I looked best in. His reply? "No light at all." FML

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By really - 07/11/2014 00:30 - United States

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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By D Flower - 18/09/2021 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By Djcc - 21/02/2012 18:03 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

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You deserved it 7 113

By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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You deserved it 7 246

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By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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wow_just_wow 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 23:21

u shoulda said "how does this look in the dark?" and smacked him

interventions 1

Sunday 29 March 2009 23:42

tell him his penis looks bigger in the dark too.

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diet_cocaine 0

Monday 30 March 2009 5:06

gurl if ur bf has any sense in him at all hell go buy u a single rose and reassure that "this is what i think of you"

BaldOuting 0

Monday 30 March 2009 5:36

i hope you walked out after that. if he was joking the poster would hopefully know that...

erroneousx2 0

Monday 30 March 2009 5:36

Bahah, 14, you're great. :]

irishcutie 0

Monday 30 March 2009 6:27

wow, what a d-bag. and haha at #4

MTL_er 0

Monday 30 March 2009 9:26

Relax he was probably joking :P ...if not then...Bahaha!!!!

WWiD 0

Monday 30 March 2009 9:37

Don't believe it. Sorry.

Arabian_Dude 0

Monday 30 March 2009 9:37

Dont have sex with him for the rest of his biological life !!

lazylacey 0

Monday 30 March 2009 11:17

hahah #4 had me laughing

Akraz 0

Monday 30 March 2009 14:51

I love how almost all of you jump to conclusion and just say to dump the guy. ******* idiots.

rectim34 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:24

awww, i'd keep the lights on for you

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