Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching tv....

By sadgf - 29/03/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching tv. He gets up at one point and turns the light off and I asked him why. He said "You look better in the dark". FML

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You deserved it 6 037

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By klee - 08/02/2009 05:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 318

You deserved it 2 646

By Ouch - 29/07/2009 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I look better in different kinds of light. I asked him which kind of light I looked best in. His reply? "No light at all." FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 264

You deserved it 6 809

By really - 07/11/2014 00:30 - United States

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

I agree, your life sucks 384

You deserved it 165

By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 732

You deserved it 36 359

Serial killer vibes

By D Flower - 18/09/2021 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 869

You deserved it 115

By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 695

You deserved it 6 405

By Djcc - 21/02/2012 18:03 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 985

You deserved it 7 113

By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 971

You deserved it 7 246

Disinterested

By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 379

You deserved it 347

wow_just_wow 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 23:21

u shoulda said "how does this look in the dark?" and smacked him

interventions 1

Sunday 29 March 2009 23:42

tell him his penis looks bigger in the dark too.

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adrexius 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 4:50

he lost his man card.

VirminLord 0

Monday 27 April 2009 8:53

AAHAHAHAHHHAHAAH. Classic.

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 9:20

I bet he was joking about it.

DancePro 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 6:14

I agree with the first part of #14. Everyone on this site always expects the worst and it's gettin kinda annoying!

squigglyshark 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 0:19

who doesn't?

coolpersonxfour 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 3:15

I would say , well thats funny , cause you dont ?

retrosaxaphone 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:33

Awww? Haha thats actually pretty funny. Did he kiss you afterwards and say kidding babe or just leave it? Dump his ass if he was just being a fag.

im_a_dinosaur 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:52

hahahahahhahahaha. your ugly

Dharman117 0

Monday 26 October 2009 5:17

YDI for being ugly.

slynoble32 11

Tuesday 1 March 2011 5:01

lol eather he meant it like a lets have sex in the dark ir ur just ugly lol

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Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

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Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later, she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML

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Today, at work, someone peed in the fitting room, after I told her she could not use the employee toilet. FML

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Today, my dad met my fiancé's dad for the first time. My fiancé's dad is a cop. He had arrested my dad for indecent exposure in the past. FML

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Today, I was having sex with my husband. As I was undressing, he said, "Arr, I spy me some booty!" I let it go, I'm used to his embarassing pirate talk. But as he orgasmed, he screamed, "I'VE FOUND THE BURIED TREASURE!" My neighbors heard in the apartment next door and called to let me know. FML

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You deserved it 7 119

Today, I broke into tears at work after being told my aunt had a stroke. My boss told me to "suck it up, no one is that close to their aunt." My aunt adopted me when my mother passed away. FML

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