Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things...

By Eskyew - 23/07/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Jamie - 10/03/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML

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So hott

By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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Quickie

By Anonymous - 11/02/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend came over he was on his phone. We spent about 15 minutes together before having sex, then he made a phone call and said he had to leave. I could hear him from my window apologising to his coworker because he “just had to do something real quick but was now free to talk again.” FML

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You deserved it 158

By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 03:17 - United States

Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML

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Ahem

By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML

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Play along

By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turned sexual. He stopped responding but I continued with the conversation. Then I got a response, "This is his sister. He fell asleep and I need the computer. I'll tell him you said goodnight, but not that other stuff." FML

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Bad timing

By i'm not psychic, mother fucker - 02/06/2013 20:48 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML

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By Noname - 27/01/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

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thelastgirl 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:51

What? New mail in your inbox doesn't turn you on??

Imawhalerider 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:52

just listen to how fast his fingers move. yeahhhh

Comments

streetrace101 0

Friday 24 July 2009 8:38

how is this fml?? thats stupid who cares??? there aree ppl that do stuff and liek get fired or screw up relationships but you are cryign over the dumbest thing WOW no woner he was ignoring you

USMC0612 0

Friday 24 July 2009 9:22

To #45: Best FML comment I've ever read, haha. Although I think even Zero_Cool would have trouble with that one, haha.

SimonJaxx11 0

Friday 24 July 2009 9:48

haha

weirdgirl_sf 0

Friday 24 July 2009 10:24

OHHH BURN! But are you sure he was only checking his e-mail? I bet he was actually looking at **** while talking dirty to you. :O

teqifsha 0

Friday 24 July 2009 11:21

LAST!

cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

Friday 24 July 2009 11:22

so?

Silentknight 0

Friday 24 July 2009 12:17

He was writing transcripts >.> he was looking at ****. Don't beat yourself up. Guys like visual stimuli. Sure he said eMail. Like he's going to admit to his girlfriend he was looking at ****?