Stay classy. I bet his dad enjoyed the crotch shot tho

If u r a girl then how do you have a crotch!?

Sounds classy... I'm sure you won't have any problems around his parents next time, if there is a next time.

The ironic part to this story is that it was O'Doul's.

Maybe something that doesn't have a stop button shouldn't be turned on? Such lack of control is a sign of alcoholism so is keep an eye on myself closely.

You sound like a keeper. What a pig

Why aren't we just a classy lady. The boys parents must be so proud, are you a sex trader?

By loosening up he meant like 1 or 2 drinks. Not to get drunk. YDI

OP here! Super surprised this got posted, didn’t expect it and then I had to actually make an account to post this lol. First I’ll try to tell the situation a little better though I’ll agree with with everyone that it definitely is a YDI. Compared to my boyfriend’s family I was raised very conservatively. His family is slap in the face different for me, they’re great but I’ve never been able to unwind around them like they want me to. They also are heavy, compared to me and my family, drinkers. We went to a family wedding and during the drive there everyone, minus me, was drinking and the moment the ceremony was over they all went to the car to get beer (not meant to sound judgey, just stating the huge difference between us). So when my boyfriend and I went down to Wisconsin for the weekend I lamented how they probably think I’m stuck up so he encouraged me to loosen up, drink more than I usually do (which is like three times a year) and I’ll fit in better. We went to a sushi restaurant where after a lot of badgering and finally me being stubborn I had a sake bomb. More badgering and I had a few beers on the drive back. Back at their place they were having a get together with their neighbors, a bon fire in the back yard by the lake. After an hour of which I sobered up some and was left to my own devices with conversing with people I didn’t know I ended up around some chicks who gave me a delicious mystery drink that after more teasing from either my boyfriend or his sister (can’t quite remember) I took several shots of because I was at the point of ‘well **** this’. After that I became wastey faced. When I do get drunk I run, a lot. So I was sprinting back and forth between the house and the lake, when it looked like I was going to jump in my boyfriend decided to put me to bed. Taking me to his old room where we were sleeping he left me stating I need to change for bed. I remember eying the carmen electra poster that I’d hated when I first walked in so I tore it down then proceeded to tear up a pink gel scented candle(?) because I thought it was from an ex gf. I’d managed to change into one of my boyfriend’s shirts but I wasn’t tired so I went out to see everyone. When I opened the door my bf’s dad had been heading to the bathroom and saw me, once again I was only wearing the shirts that when I waved rided up. Bf insists that his dad didn’t see anything but the little I remember is seeing his dad do an immediate turn and leave when he saw me waving at him. I yanked the shirt down and waddled out to the living room, I vaguely remember people laughing and bf promptly throwing me back in the room where I passed out for a bit (woke up later to throw up black). So it was very much a YDI. I really don’t know my limit because I drink so rarely and when I did it always seemed to vary. The next day at lunch while I was recovering from my worst hangover and positive that from what I remembered I’d embarrassed myself beyond belief, they raved how happy they were I was able to open up around them. They weren’t kidding, they were genuinely happy and encouraged me to be like that more often, I was speechless. Bf and I are still together, happily, and his parents would love for us to visit again. To anyone stating my bf probably meant just one drink, I will tell you now he did not, thats weak sauce in his eyes. He wanted me to have as many as possible. #135 - Gotta agree with you there lol I hate Kansas #150 - I’m sorry but wtf? Lmao are you 9??? Most other comments said the same thing so those two were the only ones I really wanted to comment back on lol, thanks for the drinking advice peps, I’ll stay classy ;)

I hate people like this. Drink a little bit, then sit your ass down. It's not that difficult to pace yourself. And you knew exactly what you were doing, don't act all embarrassed now.