By omgwhyme - 08/01/2012 14:36 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
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WCARlover 34

Apparently she didn't feel like doing it you selfish ********...girls don't always have to want penis in their mouth

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attaboy368 20

Wow! Might be time to give him that bj~~ Lorena bobbits style!

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20th_century_fox 3

don't listen to the lunatics, OP--you were totally in the right! your bf sounds like a real "dick."

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ThatGuyRory 9

I'm guessing he thought this was funny...

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Ray_of_midnight 22

That would be a charitable interpretation. I'm hoping it was just his idea of a bad joke, and he apologizes. But if he keeps making bad "jokes" like that, OP has a real serious problem on her hands.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Dude should learn not to try to implement every move he reads about on Urban Dictionary in real life. "No" means "no", and if he can't understand that, he has no business being out in the adult world by himself.

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ThatoneKaren 0

I think people are over reacting to the dick slap >.>. Dump him if you want, but hey you have to admitt it was funny. Uncalled for but funny. Plus this is just one of those times that calls for a revenge moment >:D have fun with it.

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Okayitwasme 0

Find a new boyfriend. It's obvious his mother and father never taught him, "How To Treat Women!" His actions will only get more violent, Degrading and expect you to just take what ever he dishes out! The TRUST between you has now been breached!

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