By toughbf - 27/09/2011 08:28 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML
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GrammarNaziFTW 0

New definition of masculinity - getting beat up by your girlfriend.

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psuedodragon 23

Do as he asks then dump him... Really, if you ask for a beating you deserve a beating...

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perdix 29

How does getting beaten up by a girl look tough? Do you have one of those unisex names? "Yeah, I got sucker punched by Chris* last night." *Christina

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tylersign 11

I dunno, some of those gymnasts can be pretty terrifying.

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taternuts 0

Whoop that trick. Sounds like you couldn't cause more brain damage to this guy if you tried so you might as well try and knock some sense into him

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wildfiresgirl 7

How does getting beat up make you look tough? As far as I've known, it's the other way around.

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greasergrumpy 1

a female that has the strength to beat a guy up. talk about sexy!!

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Andy73_fml 5

He probably didn't get beat up. Just a guess.

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piratepride77 0

"Just don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." = "Please don't kick me in my ******."

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Enslaved 36

How tough can he look if he's getting beat up by a "girl"?

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