Love: Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration...

By iheartexes - 06/11/2010 04:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML

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Same thing different taste

Classy guy.

By This_girll - 20/07/2018 19:30 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML

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You deserved it 392

By anonymoose - 30/05/2013 00:39 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML

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Awkward

By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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You deserved it 1 042

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML

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You deserved it 3 536

By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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You deserved it 5 814

By Lysh - 24/11/2016 05:38

Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML

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You deserved it 877

By reserved - 22/10/2012 09:01 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML

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You deserved it 1 969

Secrecy

By Anonymous - 15/06/2021 11:01

Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML

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You deserved it 226

By whereismyring - 28/03/2016 00:47 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML

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You deserved it 1 722

By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 17:10 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

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You deserved it 4 218

Mystifyin3 1

Saturday 6 November 2010 16:00

...and u still call him your boyfriend?

justsayfuck 5

Saturday 6 November 2010 16:05

Are you sure he is her FAKE boyfriend?

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MswaterLilly1984 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 5:01

I agree with shinny!!

MostHatedMan 2

Sunday 7 November 2010 5:14

No worries. Just pull your fake boyfriend out of your nightstand drawer and you'll be fine

artsybrooke06 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 5:17

You should def dump him!!!

SettoFail 9

Sunday 7 November 2010 5:56

that should be over... I mean your whole YEAR anniversary and he ditches you to be with AN EX? if my boyfriend did this it would be over so fast.

syedlink27 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 6:20

they're having pretend sex as we speak

truthbetoldxoxo 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 7:29

Time for a new boyfriend because yours is a piece of shit!!

princesskaffrin 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 9:29

dump him.

joanliv 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 11:57

y r u still with him? n to the chick who said "she was there first" u have a serious problem I hope u r joking

StephWALKER 17

Sunday 7 November 2010 14:06

run

minagiv 11

Sunday 7 November 2010 14:22

He's still in love with her. Dump his ass.

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Today, I had awesome sex with my ex. Again. I broke up with her a few weeks ago as she admittedly hadn't been attracted to me anymore in a long time. Now she says that after we broke up she doesn't feel any pressure anymore, and can enjoy sex with me again like she did before she moved in with me. FML

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Today, I realized that I will never be able to buy the car I've wanted since middle school. The car? A greyish-silver Volvo, which is the make and color of car Kurt Cobain drove. The reason? I've been informed that it's also the make and color of the car that Edward Cullen drives in Twilight. FML

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Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML

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Today, I spent half-an-hour trapped inside my dog's crate. The door locked behind me as I squeezed myself inside to stroke her. After bellowing at my family in the garden for what felt like an eternity, they came through just to laugh and take pictures. FML

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Today, as a restaurant hostess, I fell into the fountain at work while carrying a high chair in front of several large parties, who all promptly laughed at me. We were so busy, I had to stay and finish my shift soaking wet. FML

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Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

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Today, I had just finished writing an essay for English. I was proud of it and thought it was one of my best works. I decided to show it to my mom, who is an English major. She read it, turned to me and said, "You know, if you actually want to go to UCLA, you're going to need to actually try." FML

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Today, I found out my home health patient purposely drinks tons of prune juice every night so I will have a huge mess to clean up in the morning because I'm "a lazy bastard" and I "need to work harder." FML

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Same thing different taste

Classy guy.

Awkward

Secrecy

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