Love: Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar....

By tine - 16/11/2014 09:44 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 19/03/2012 00:49 - United States - Dansville

Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML

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You deserved it 4 106

By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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He prefers the dog

By Anonymous - 19/11/2019 14:00

Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML

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You deserved it 370

Night terror

By Kira - 12/06/2021 04:01

Today, it was my first time sleeping at my boyfriend’s house. I happened to have an incredibly realistic nightmare in which I woke up to thousands of centipedes crawling all over my body. My boyfriend got to watch me scream and slap myself repeatedly. FML

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By meow - 14/01/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML

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By eightleggedtictac - 08/06/2014 15:10 - United States - Worcester

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML

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You deserved it 6 855

By animelover - 25/07/2010 23:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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You deserved it 5 073

By fartz - 31/08/2013 06:04 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

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You deserved it 8 107

By Scabby - 11/04/2012 09:53 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML

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You deserved it 3 641

Ohshitdude 21

Monday 17 November 2014 9:41

Not what i was expecting. ..

Juicenub 25

Monday 17 November 2014 9:41

Sometimes it are the small things that really bug you.

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scottyboy417 19

Monday 17 November 2014 10:04

That story took a giant left turn.

ckerane 16

Monday 17 November 2014 10:05

your boyfriend is funny

PennyLane27 32

Monday 17 November 2014 10:05

Did he turn into a butterfly?

jerryj 27

Monday 17 November 2014 10:23

Of course not. He's a goddamn human.

TallMist 32

Monday 1 December 2014 1:44

The joke Your head

PenguinBitch 43

Monday 17 November 2014 10:19

The bed wouldn't have broke if he wasn't always hungry and hungry all the time.

Classy_Sassy_15 15

Monday 17 November 2014 13:13

lol I wasn't expecting that

Ray_of_midnight 22

Monday 17 November 2014 22:10

came here for the Very Hungry Caterpillar reference, leaving satisfied.

sugarmonster42 7

Monday 17 November 2014 10:25

HAHAHAHA THAT WOULD BE ME

Saraishi 24

Monday 17 November 2014 10:53

What?

sleepyglowstar 32

Monday 17 November 2014 11:10

Next time wrap him up in the duvet, then he's a cocoon. Let's see him break the bed then :)

j_cat187 19

Monday 17 November 2014 11:13

Stuff like that is out of my control too

figgity83 15

Monday 17 November 2014 11:51

Your bf is awesome and why didn't just laugh and say what an amazing catch he is

RandomMishaps 14

Monday 17 November 2014 12:02

That's frigging awesome!

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Today, my husband learned that if he asks me a question while I am dead asleep my answer will most likely be "Yes". Incidentally, I now have a new cat. FML

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Same thing different taste

He prefers the dog

Night terror

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