By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
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ohmandapants 16

I hope you firmly planted your foot up his ass afterwards.

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JoeLouisBomber 9

Hope you went over there with a frying pan

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Minecraftering 5

She can't bring cooking utensils out of the kitchen, or they would get dirty and we, as men, would have nothing to eat.

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Minecraftering 5

Only if he wears a cape all of the time, because that's pretty handy. cwatididthar?

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perdix 29

At least he had the decency to call you. Lots of people break up via text these days. A real man would dump you by letting you find him ******* your sister or your best friend. He either gets rid of you definitively, or starts a three-way.

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Humanspider 18

Getting a call or text still sucks. He should have approached her.

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perdix 29

Y'know, since the bf broke up with her, it's not the OP's call whether he's a "keeper" or not. Unless she has a basement dungeon and lots of rope and duct tape...

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Commiecakes 0

Cant tell if sarcasm or massive amounts of stupid o.O

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jaredjudd21 2

That awkward moment when the person that broke up with u still lives with u

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criminalmindsfan 0

That's when u walk in on him and say "crap! You beat me to it!"

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Bullheard 0

you could find sombody better

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Steve95401 49

What a loser! You deserve a lot better than him.

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