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By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 208

You deserved it 2 688

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 172

You deserved it 4 262

By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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You deserved it 3 601

By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 290

By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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You deserved it 542

By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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You deserved it 4 319

Don't care

By grreeatttt - 31/01/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 381

You deserved it 35 186

Adding insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 015

You deserved it 3 140

By Jules - 21/02/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 093

You deserved it 4 826

By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 145

You deserved it 10 738

By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 410

You deserved it 2 687

alvarny 17

Monday 12 December 2011 2:58

Coward.

ohmandapants 16

Monday 12 December 2011 3:05

I hope you firmly planted your foot up his ass afterwards.

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

Monday 12 December 2011 6:44

Bomb the Russians!

caligirl6808 0

Monday 12 December 2011 7:35

I hope you walked into the next room and smacked him up the back side of his head.

chrissylove2010 0

Monday 12 December 2011 7:44

Sounds oh too familiar

chrissylove2010 0

Monday 12 December 2011 7:44

Sounds oh too familiar

LakersFanatiC 3

Monday 12 December 2011 7:45

Like a Bush

TheAPPLESLAVE 4

Monday 12 December 2011 8:01

ShitLAD

ForeverGLFan 6

Monday 12 December 2011 8:26

Wow!

demonsoul 0

Monday 12 December 2011 9:30

that sucks

GiggityGiggityGo_fml 8

Monday 12 December 2011 10:00

Livin that boss's life!

jmuld 3

Monday 12 December 2011 11:30

What a coward.

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Today, at work at an OB office, I heard a ruckus in the hallway before a very large woman burst into my room and tried to attack my very pregnant patient. Crazy lady is the wife of the pregnant lady’s baby daddy, who is nowhere to be found. I don’t get paid enough for this shit. FML

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You deserved it 163

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You deserved it 4 272

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You deserved it 6 159

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Today, I got up early to make a surprise breakfast in bed for my partner. As I was carrying the tray into the bedroom, I tripped and spilled the hot coffee all over them. We ended up in the emergency room so they could take a look at the burns I caused. FML

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