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By Single - 19/08/2010 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML

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By back to creepers - 21/12/2013 20:05 - United Kingdom - Worcester

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2013 20:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML

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By w00tz - 27/03/2009 05:12 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML

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Gamers rise up

By Games - 20/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML

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By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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Gamers CAN have a love life

By Anonymous - 04/03/2022 10:00

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

By Anonymous - 08/08/2022 04:00 - Canada - Garson

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

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felton 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:14

Maybe he wished you were hotter

Peacemaker9 7

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:14

holy shit that funny lol

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imright24 0

Friday 20 August 2010 14:01

Now THAT'S funny.

cheziechez 0

Friday 20 August 2010 19:16

I love the sims <3 that games the best !!! but yeah he's extra childish so it dnt even mAtter yu r gonna fynd TONS of lol Berta then that creep !

scarletscribblez 0

Friday 20 August 2010 21:28

Oooh my god!! He killed a pixalated version of you.... How incrediblyy terrible (sarcasm)...

804pheonix 0

Friday 20 August 2010 21:57

Art Imitating life...lol

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Friday 20 August 2010 23:04

OMFG LMFAO... Listen OP, how exactly did he do it cause I've been trying for weeks to kill off my Sims Family?!

Emmy_The_Great 2

Saturday 21 August 2010 0:38

WIN.

masterchief113 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 1:05

YDI for playing sims 3

Compass 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 2:31

How are you still alive and posting this? You specified virtual child but said nothing about yourself.

purplesavvy 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 3:01

lmfao sims 3 FTW

sosadrightnow 4

Sunday 22 August 2010 1:24

Aww damn! He sounded like a keeper!

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Today, I was asking my husband to help me finalize plans for our upcoming vacation. He, however, would rather pout and sulk because I don’t want him to bring his mom along. She’s been with us on our last few trips and it’s hard to get any alone time. I’m considering just going alone at this point. FML

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Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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