By pchemist - 22/02/2009 00:13 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
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d00d_c0m3_0n 0

He's probably just embarrassed that he couldn't keep up with you.

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CanadAssassiN 0

Well, this is a tough one-I would be suspicious myself, but that does'nt make it right to assume you have whoring experience. If it were me, I would just forget it and enjoy the damn sex! roflcopterskates

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Matu92 0

What!? Seriously, what kinda guy does that. He must be foolish!

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cndrow 0

#36: Too true. If a girl is bad, she's pathetic and not worth the date/relationship. If we're good, we must've already slept around for a while. Wtf? My boyfriend of 5yrs now gave his virginity to me, and he has been killer from the get-go. Virgins / first-timers can be horrific or amazing at sex, just depends on the person, how much they enjoy it, and how their partner reacts to them.

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Blank_fml 0

he's an asshole who wouldn't want good sex?

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Stephen_fml 0

next time don't lie about your experience

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firstworldissues 0

Sounds like a completely untrue and lame excuse for 'I don't like you anymore', to me.

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hockeyfanisles1 0

his loss get with me instead

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Rayn4u_fml 0

He "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something" and you "shouldn't be with someone who is that dumb". Don't worry about someone that pathetic and insecure!

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jaxspider 0

If you live near NYC / NJ I'll take what he dont want.

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