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By ish - 14/08/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "so, how about some break up lovin'?" FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

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By GD. - 21/02/2009 22:11 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

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By 5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

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By crystalpistol - 16/08/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML

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Friday 14 August 2009 12:19

"How about some 'break up you-getting-kicked-in-the-balls?'"

NonchalantSavant 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:29

You left out the most important part: Who won the game?

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FlaminYawn 0

Friday 14 August 2009 12:45

Once again a weak FML. Really? FYL for being asked a question cuz he was horny? He figured u were already so desperate to win him back with you saying you would still go to his game, he could just add break up sex to your list of "Things I'll do to get my ex back". You definitely deserved it...

unfortunate_13 5

Friday 14 August 2009 13:49

djeez, are you on your period or something?

766746 0

Friday 14 August 2009 12:55

******.

DeathMetal666 0

Friday 14 August 2009 13:18

YDI for not stabbing the shit out of him, gutting his intestines out and strangle him with it.

nicole1123 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 19:21

O.O ...haha. wow, thats ****** up...

KRS_13 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:01

your awesome xD

I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0

Friday 14 August 2009 13:21

ydi for not strapping a bomb on her and threaten to blow her up if u dont get one million $$$ then blow her up anyways lol jk dont do that

visage 0

Friday 14 August 2009 13:27

Soooooo, did you give it one last ride?! There is only one thing better than breakup sex: a good ole grudge f!

Alexandra_H 0

Friday 14 August 2009 13:29

you should have punched him in the face for assuming you would still go to the baseball game. ( and then NOT have gone ) he wouldn't be asking you for break up sex if a) you walked away after a break up like most people and b) punched him in the face.

bobby222 0

Friday 14 August 2009 13:35

YDI for being a hooker.

judgeymcjudge 0

Friday 14 August 2009 13:35

To which you hopefully replied "Sure! Go **** yourself!"

teeda 1

Friday 14 August 2009 14:50

I love judgemycjudge's response...that's what you should have said!

honeyishrnkdakid 2

Friday 14 August 2009 18:37

FTW!!!

kcakes12 0

Friday 14 August 2009 13:36

if you're that upset, why the hell would you go to the game in the first place? YDI.

crazzle 0

Friday 14 August 2009 13:43

If he managed to convince you to go to a baseball game RIGHT AFTER he broke up with you, then asking for sex a couple of hours later isn't that big of a shocker.