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By ish - 14/08/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "so, how about some break up lovin'?" FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

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By Anon - 13/03/2016 00:13 - United States - San Antonio

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By GD. - 21/02/2009 22:11 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

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By 5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

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By crystalpistol - 16/08/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML

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Friday 14 August 2009 12:19

"How about some 'break up you-getting-kicked-in-the-balls?'"

NonchalantSavant 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:29

You left out the most important part: Who won the game?

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danceoo 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:47

how did he convince you to still go to the game, lol? FYL

skiBOAT 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:49

Who has breakup sex? With the guy they just broke up with? The fuckkk. Teach him some discipline.

Hambag_ 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:55

You shoulda said yes then told him that you're pregnant a week later as a joke. Well I hope it wouldn't be true anyway! :)

abscured 0

Friday 14 August 2009 17:08

the worst part is U still loving this asssomething, right?

CFR 0

Friday 14 August 2009 17:14

I'd sack him. "There's your breakup sex! You like that! Let's have some more!" Jokin (sorta), but I couldn't blame you if you did that (in fact I almost hope you did).

jessxoxo28 5

Friday 14 August 2009 17:25

wow, the guy's a pig

291togo 0

Friday 14 August 2009 17:40

He broke up with you and you still went the game? I'd ask for some ass too. Maybe you'll get back together. If you can believe that shit. The guy is a role model to us all.