By ish - 14/08/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "so, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
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redbluegreen 40

"How about some 'break up you-getting-kicked-in-the-balls?'"

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NonchalantSavant 0

You left out the most important part: Who won the game?

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thefame18 0

Wow, what an asshole. You deserve way better.

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XxK_I_T_T_YxX 0

The guy sounds like an asshole, he broke up with you, gets you to go to the game anyways, sees you crying, and still asks for break up sex? What a fag.

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Vitamin_C 0

You're an idiot for staying. Find your ******* spine. Take the damn bus home, walk, anything. Why the hell would you put yourself in that situation?

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eastbaydad 0

well he did take you to the game and those tickets aren't cheap...you should have at least sucked him off...he could have been a real badass and ****** you then dumped you...that rules

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Jessie5099 0

i have never heard of break-up sex before...

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kayPandastyle 15

wat a douche..

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KittenOnAcid 1

your missing the big picture..he most likely just wants hot hate sex with you =] after im sure he'll want you back.

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