Love: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different.... - FML

By PunkChik27 - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2022 04:00 - Canada - Garson

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML

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By nice is not enough - 27/11/2021 22:59

Today, I had to admit to myself that I’m not attracted to my boyfriend on any level. I agreed to go out with him because he's a nice guy, but the reality is we have absolutely nothing in common. Not to mention, we have the sexual chemistry of a vegan and a bacon cheeseburger. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2023 10:00 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend after concluding we're not compatible at all. He said he knew it all along, but he thought I was "good for all the house stuff." FML

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By Jackie - 12/07/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML

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By nottelling7012 - 29/08/2010 04:21 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because of 'creative differences', as she put it. The real reason is that we couldn't decide which cupboard the plates should have gone in. FML

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yumlicious 4

Monday 12 December 2011 8:43

HAM IS AMAZING. I would have broken up with you as well!

schpanki 11

Monday 12 December 2011 8:44

Valid reason. For real though, if he cant even tell you what is wrong, he doesnt deserve you.

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chels1994 11

Tuesday 13 December 2011 1:32

Well that just shows that he isn't worth it

GummyBearX 2

Tuesday 13 December 2011 2:07

:P how do you not like ham?

flatrat 3

Tuesday 13 December 2011 2:30

Pork of any kind I very important

SammiJS121 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 2:40

That's just a lame excuse..

cassi135t 1

Tuesday 13 December 2011 3:01

It sounds like he was looking for an excuse to break up with you and this was the only thing he could come up with. You're better off to find a guy who likes you for who you are.

DetLions32 6

Tuesday 13 December 2011 5:24

He could be talking about anal

BRItni6788 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 5:47

Hahhahahahahahahahahha yesssss that's the greatest thing I've ever herd I mean bacon is a diffrent story but ham hahaha that's funny

Epical_Ty 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 6:01

I don't like ham either. Call me ;)

aubreyy8 2

Tuesday 13 December 2011 6:08

You don't like ham? What the hell is wrong with you? hahahahahahaha actually this is friggin hilarious!

dansco 24

Tuesday 13 December 2011 7:28

Or maybe coz you like the same thing - ****?! Lol

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