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By damnit - 11/09/2010 20:46 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had a surprise for me and to meet up with him to find out. The big surprise was a consultation with a plastic surgeon for rhinoplasty surgery. I never disliked my nose. FML

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By tigerfiend - 17/02/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the liposuction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML

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You deserved it 5 781

By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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You deserved it 6 364

By Rawr - 01/08/2010 10:38 - Switzerland

Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML

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You deserved it 2 883

By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:34 - United States - Bellaire

Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML

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You deserved it 2 424

By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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You deserved it 5 285

By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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You deserved it 404

By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 10:27 - Australia - Box Hill South

Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML

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You deserved it 2 538

By Noname - 25/02/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I came home to tell my parents about my new nose job I got about a month ago. My mom always told me I should get one, so I didn't tell her right away to see if she would notice. I was home for about 20 minutes before she asked me, "so when are you getting that nose job?" FML

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You deserved it 6 862

By disappoint - 08/12/2011 09:14 - United States

Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML

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You deserved it 3 781

By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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You deserved it 4 496

purpleamandapand 6

Sunday 12 September 2010 1:31

haha I'd punch him in the nose and tell him he needs it more. :P

lilikawaii 6

Sunday 12 September 2010 1:27

You're happy with yourself and that's all that matters. Your boyfriend sucks. :(

Comments

turdbucket86 0

Monday 13 September 2010 4:58

what a douche! dump his ass!

itrey 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 7:47

obviously some people do

Jontyy4155 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 10:09

I've had rhinoplasty, thats horrible(N)

SympathyearAbs 0

Friday 17 September 2010 19:32

And you shouldn't. I am so sick of asshole boyfriends making their girlfriends insecure about themselves. What a complete, total, dick. Surgereys like that are dangerous, and there's no reason to be with someone that either feels they have to change how you look to fit them, or are unwilling to look past it. Leave him.

mmfreak101 7

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:44

tell him he needs to go see a surgeon to fix his small man area. dump him!

ilovenoah 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 16:51

oh i woulda been pissed!!! when he falls asleep, wax his ass hairs. that'll teach him :)

SleepOnStones 5

Wednesday 13 July 2011 8:43

If he doesn't like you for you, the best thing to do would be to dump him. He'll probably have a hard time finding someone who will put up with his asshole personality.