Love: Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet....

By wtfuraretard - 19/02/2010 20:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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By Becca - 31/01/2010 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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By sleepylillion - 25/04/2016 05:07 - United States - Eleele

Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend chuckling to himself. Turns out he had just clogged the toilet. When he called maintenance, halfway through explaining the problem he started hysterically giggling and had to hang up mid-sentence. This has been a reoccurring theme. FML

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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By musicaddict - 10/03/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2019 22:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, the maintenance man for my apartment “fixed” my toilet from constantly running. Now it won’t flush. I learned this after I took a huge dump. My boyfriend was over to spend the night. FML

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By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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xDaBOMBDINGERx 0

Friday 19 February 2010 23:20

How did he call you when your phone was in the toilet..???

ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0

Friday 19 February 2010 23:16

Man, what a ******' ****.

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mrschantelbieber 0

Friday 19 February 2010 23:42

wow ur boyfriend is a dumdass!!

sam411411 0

Friday 19 February 2010 23:47

actually, I take it back. she just failed at making a joke

awesomechica1229 5

Friday 19 February 2010 23:51

uhh ever heard of a landline? that's those phones we had before cell phones ever existed!?

awesomechica1229 5

Friday 19 February 2010 23:53

sorry meant to comment to 41 and 39

tomahawkinyouall 0

Friday 19 February 2010 23:50

definetly made up

Melephant_fml 0

Friday 19 February 2010 23:59

Does your boyfriend happen to be 4 years old?

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Saturday 20 February 2010 0:03

Your comment totally made me think of this... "You better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, then you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert."

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 20 February 2010 0:14

@Mermaid: Your first comment totally made me think of that too!

Tikwichka 5

Saturday 20 February 2010 1:09

Mermaid FTW!!!

babybubz 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 5:14

LOL Family Guy 

Rosalie_Haostn 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 5:15

haha mermaid I thought of that too! hah win

Domonator 16

Saturday 20 February 2010 0:01

I'm trying to decide whether to focus on: a) Your boyfriend's purposeful destruction of your electronics. b) Your boyfriend's endangerment of his own dwelling's plumbing. c) Your boyfriend's nerve in asking you to unclog said plumbing. d) The fact that you still refer to him as your boyfriend. Oh well, I'll have to go with... e) All of the above.

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 20 February 2010 0:04

Did he have to poop in the toilet before he threw your phone in?

HIJKay 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 0:08

Then why would she put this on FML? And even if it is water proof, the OP said he tried it while he was using the bathroom, I doubt anyone would want their phone back after that.