By em - 05/02/2011 09:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
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Amiie011 5

Poor you! When he's sober, punch him. That should get rid of the pain of his hangover. :)

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indigo1 0

I'm sure you meant "woman". Why marry a drunk like him?

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pinklover24 13

hopefully he didn't actually mean it......how drunk was he?

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TahoeFMler 22

He was drunk. Why would you "accept" that proposal?? Are you desperate?? Sounds like it ended the way it should have. YDI

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tman118 0

**** YOU. THE WEDDING ALREADY HAPPENED. GO **** YOURSELF

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Sirin_fml 46

We don't celebrate Caps Lock Day on FML, tman118.

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OceanBreathesSal 5

Lexi, if he didn't say "oh wait, wrong woman" she would have said yes. Just because she was about to and didn't, doesn't mean she wasn't going to accept in the first place.

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daeval14 0

Seriously. She's an idiot for even considering accepting him while drunk.

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Privations_fml 3

He sounds like a loser anyway.

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CutiePie_101 7

If he was really drunk, maybe he didn't mean it. If he wasn't that drunk, you guys have alot of talking to do.

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kaoriblossom 8

A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts....

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districtrandom 0

that just sucks

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DocBastard 38

And there you were, the obedient woman anxiously awaiting her boyfriend's arrival from a night out at the pub. Dammit woman, gather what little pride this man has left you with and show him the wrong side of your foot. Have some self-respect, for ****'s sake.

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Doortje 29

Exactly what I was thinking. Who'd say yes to a drunk proposal anyway?

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Doortje 29

Yeahh, not the human race I was getting at, but thank you for proving my point, once again.

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Amiie011 5

dude. YOU are part of the human race too.

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mintcar 9

You were going to say yes? Even though you knew he was fully and completely inebriated? It was probably the liquor talking when he said " wrong woman. " ( Let's just hope. )

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zubzub 1

hahaha soooo was going to say the same thing! maybe she should take up kick boxing and practice on him!

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