Love: Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked...

By em - 05/02/2011 09:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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By secret - 02/11/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

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By cai - 29/10/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML

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By Helen - 10/11/2012 10:15 - United States - Pine Bluff

Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML

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By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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By storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

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xyadove 8

Saturday 5 February 2011 16:34

.... why say yes?

Amiie011 5

Saturday 5 February 2011 16:39

Poor you! When he's sober, punch him. That should get rid of the pain of his hangover. :)

Comments

chellabella856 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 21:17

cheat on him lmao

hateevryone 14

Saturday 2 July 2011 5:07

dump his stupid ass

SunnyUserName123 5

Sunday 21 August 2011 9:46

They also sing for 3 ******* hours at 8 in the morning after screaming at you -.-

lepano 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 13:10

drunk words are the sober truth

amandajlucas2015 2

Tuesday 20 March 2012 4:42

Y would u accept his proposal wen he was drunk.. That can't even count as a proposal and If u were u I would have demanded something better lol

MamaSeriously 6

Saturday 15 June 2013 3:31

I would have taken the ring(or figured out where he was hiding it), then flaunted it in his face to watch him squirm the next couple days.

LissaMccracken 23

Saturday 22 June 2013 3:10

If MY boyfriend proposed to me drunk, I wouldn't accept... He's drunk dude... He may not even remember it when he's sober. But the "other women" part sucks so FYL

JokersHQ 21

Tuesday 9 July 2013 11:22

Cheater alert! I would have kicked his ass to the curb right then and there! Both rude and disrespectful. And a total d-bag move! Hope you cleared things up with that guy and got a new man who treats you the way you want to be treated!