By notsexy - 28/07/2009 22:28 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML
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Learxst 0

I lol'd. But here's a thing. Us guys are clueless. If something doesn't feel good, or if he's doing something wrong... tell him. He will correct himself, and it'll be much easier for the both of you.

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deathbunny256 0

"Hewwo! My name is Ms Boob! And you aw?"

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SarahsWickedGame 0

hahahahahhahah my boyfriend dose the same thing

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tre3s 0

oh no you have a boyfriend who likes to have fun. your life is so f'd. my boyfriend does shit like that all the time and i think it's hilarious

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Crickets 0

props to your bf. I would have laughed hysterically if my bf did that to my boobs xD

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hazelwolfeyes 0

Thats awesome!! i would love if my guy did that too me... :( but my boobies are too big... he can drum on them...which i like...but i want them to talk... XD dude...why are you complaining? at least hes paying attention to you... you n alot of the girls on here complain about the shit that doesnt even compare to making your life ******...i hope he leaves you...

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Rydizzle 0

hahahaha I do that shit too!!!!!! hahhahahahaha

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likeewtfzoya 0

oh jeeez ahahah @ #70

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luke_dawg2 0

Thats great! I'd say as long as it's not painful, then enjoy the fact that he's playful and pays attention to you! A little motorboatin would be good too! :-p

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Kirklada 0

that sounds like a win to me, i:m trying that with my girlfriend, she like things that are funny and turn ons at the same time

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magichateball 0

i used to do something like that to my gf at the time. it pissed her off....i did it for the lulz

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