Today, my boyfriend canceled our first date, for the fourth time.... - FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2020 03:04

Today, my boyfriend canceled our first date, for the fourth time. It's also the third day in a row. Then, when I was upset about it and myself, instead of helping and talking about it like I do for him, he took a nap. But hey, he still had time to meet with a friend instead of me. FML

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sarahcroy20 12

Monday 21 December 2020 4:48

I'm so confused. How can he be your boyfriend if you haven't had a first date?

Sady_Ct 37

Tuesday 15 December 2020 22:56

He’s not your boyfriend, he doesn’t care. No effort even before a first date? Drop him and move on, you deserve better!

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Sady_Ct 37

Tuesday 15 December 2020 22:56

He’s not your boyfriend, he doesn’t care. No effort even before a first date? Drop him and move on, you deserve better!

sarahcroy20 12

Monday 21 December 2020 4:48

I'm so confused. How can he be your boyfriend if you haven't had a first date?

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