By Janie - 10/01/2012 05:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
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Savra_fml 17

Chage your relationship to "Single" as well, and then as a status write "The key is on the counter, along with your penis enlargement pills. Going to feel what a real man is like. Your brother says "hi"." FYL though. Better off without a tosser like him.

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WaSiSimiLang 8

Lol? Pussy was too cowardly to do it face to face? You deserve better

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countrygal22 0

I think its sad how we have to find things out without the person actually tell us. I mean what a loser, hes too scared to even say it to your fast first. Probably for the best!

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countrygal22 0

**telling, face (stupid auto correct!! :P)

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granolabutt8 7

How does that have anything to do with what I said?

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chubby_choco 17

D:< What a pussy! He could have at least told you face-to-face!!

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Akers_L7 8

I got a feeling he saw that on Guy Code...

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