By nicole - 22/09/2011 10:31 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
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allieooples13 9

I suggest hiding your toothbrush after every fight.

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sseberly 11

Jokes on him because you've probably kissed between fights.

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pondermuse 5

And did you two have another fight after his 'confession'?

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candicurl 9

Looks like you *puts on sunglasses* couldn't handle the tooth. YEAAAAAAAAHHH

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WiderWille 11

Uhm, no, just no. Next time, don't even try again.

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leearm104 4

This is the worst comment of all time. You should be sentenced to jail time for posting that.

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Easye123 0

I however enjoyed it. Cant go wrong with "*puts on sunglasses*"

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candicurl 9

I know it was lame, but that doesn't seem like a fair pun-ishment. :B

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Freeze_fml 16

Seems counter intuitive considering he accesses that area of your body.

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LadyLong 1

Solution 1: Get a dog. Use boyfriend's toothbrush to brush said dog's teeth. Give it a healthy roll in dog's defacation, rinse and repeat. Solution 2: Get a new boyfriend who actually gives a **** about you.

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ArcadePie 10

Brushing a dogs teeth is alot harder than it sound

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militarybrat 21

I agree. Cant do it to save my poor dogs life

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mhnilo88 0

That's a good idea... Well to dip my roommates toothbrush in the toliet

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mistersheezy 7

That guy has problems.... Just letting you know.

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loserman67 35

And that bothers you why? Is the toilet dirty? Look, you've sucked his ****, swallowed his spooge, licked his balls, maybe even tossed a salad or two. And you're concerned about a toothbrush dipped in the toilet??? Now mind you, I agree with others that he is an immature asshole for doing that, but I bet the toothbrush is cleaner that his **** after he gets done plowing you and you clean him up with your mouth. Tell him to grow up and knock it the **** off, or you'll be hoovering some other guy who is more mature.

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SmirkingRevenge_fml 7

26- Have you ever even had a girlfriend? Because it sounds like you've been watching a heck load of ****.

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sexylarry 3

Rub his on dog balls and buy a new tooth brush without telling him and use your current tb as a decoy

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