Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies...

By Anonymous - 12/09/2015 20:50 - United Kingdom - Brentwood

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML

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By Samantha - 30/10/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

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Spooky season special

By Anonymous - 20/10/2023 16:00

Today, I was having a movie night with my significant other. I suggested a classic horror movie binge, and she agreed. However, as soon as the movie started, she fell asleep and started snoring louder than a chainsaw. It's hard to take scary movies seriously with the sounds of a chainsaw going on, I tell you. FML

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By pussyface96 - 19/09/2012 09:27 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

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By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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The horror!

By duped - 29/10/2011 11:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend confessed that he hates horror films. Our relationship was born out of our 'love' for horror films. I have endured 3 years of watching films that absolutely terrify me only to find out he doesn't like them either. FML

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By Nick - 22/05/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML

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Wuss

By scaredy cat - 09/08/2020 14:02

Today, my boyfriend is completely obsessed with zombie and horror movies. I don’t care what he watches, the only problem is the big wuss has horrible thrashing nightmares. Last night he thrashed so hard, he elbowed me in the face. I have a big swollen purple knot right on my forehead. FML

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Scary

By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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By asdfghjkl - 18/12/2010 19:14 - United States

Today, I saw Saw IV with my boyfriend. He held me close and said, "I'll protect you." A few seconds later, he jumped up so violently, he gave me a bloody nose, and ran screaming out of the room. FML

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thatnakedguy 17

Sunday 13 September 2015 12:32

Must of been a hell of a fart to paralyse you

pdp_fml 21

Sunday 13 September 2015 12:32

Why didn't you try to wake him up and leave the theater?

Comments

JD1147 27

Sunday 13 September 2015 17:01

I'm yet to see a horror movie that is actually scary.

bosniangirl27 21

Sunday 13 September 2015 18:55

You should have just walked out and left him there

nrwl_30 17

Sunday 13 September 2015 19:35

Grab the remote and press the power button... Lol

Jethco 15

Sunday 13 September 2015 21:10

Why did you keep watching by yourself...?

chazzywazzy654 22

Sunday 13 September 2015 21:29

If you were at home why didn't you switch it off? If you wasn't then FYL

Cebolamole 13

Monday 14 September 2015 0:09

Were his farts and snoring that terrifying?

mrBearBear 11

Monday 14 September 2015 1:46

Your bfs an ass but you could've just stopped watching the movie

TallMist 32

Monday 14 September 2015 2:06

To the people asking why she didn't stop watching the movie or wake up her boyfriend: She was paralyzed with fear. As in she couldn't move because of how scared she was. Yes, that does happen.