Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend decided he would do his job while I did my...

By blackberrybummer - 25/07/2010 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided he would do his job while I did my "job" on top of him. He whips out his Blackberry and completely ignores me to send e-mails to co-workers reminding them about the 10 a.m. meeting scheduled for the next morning. FML

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You deserved it 5 649

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By foolishgirl - 25/02/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 910

You deserved it 74 294

By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 050

You deserved it 7 456

By "bluebird97" - 28/12/2018 20:00

Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me 4 times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift 2 days in a row, apparently that is insensitive of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 767

You deserved it 263

Quickie

By Anonymous - 11/02/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend came over he was on his phone. We spent about 15 minutes together before having sex, then he made a phone call and said he had to leave. I could hear him from my window apologising to his coworker because he “just had to do something real quick but was now free to talk again.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 407

You deserved it 158

By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 501

You deserved it 4 260

By Noname - 27/01/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 355

You deserved it 28 340

By Eskyew - 23/07/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 769

You deserved it 9 013

By lonelygirl - 14/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslist while I am watching t.v. alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 663

You deserved it 3 448

By Sugartits - 08/08/2017 13:00

Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 131

You deserved it 419

Are you listening?

By littlemissignored - 02/09/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 826

You deserved it 7 139

suppressed08 2

Sunday 25 July 2010 16:09

lol! this man can multitask. normal mortals would be impressed

ArtIsResistance7 1

Sunday 25 July 2010 16:12

Lol at #1. 2 fails. Pfft, yeaaah right. That's the excuse he uses to take pictures of you for his work buddies.

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ttyl99 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 23:10

Where u under his desk yummy

terranada 3

Monday 26 July 2010 1:55

uh...maybe u jus weren't tht good...?? o.O

Origomali 0

Monday 26 July 2010 2:55

if he makes over $100,000 a year, stfu and bounce on it!

buggybeauty 0

Monday 26 July 2010 3:51

if you kept going you have no reason to complain. stupid weak women of fml!

jennniferlea 4

Monday 26 July 2010 4:39

That would have been the very last time he got the "job". And i would have taken the phone and took pics of his dumbass and emailed them to his meeting buddies.

mpclaw 3

Monday 26 July 2010 6:16

and??????

mrsdoctor10 4

Monday 26 July 2010 6:38

wow. just jump off the dick and take care of yourself. if you're not as horrible as this post makes you seem, he will be begging for it within a week. otherwise, fyl.

mrsdoctor10 4

Monday 26 July 2010 6:38

wow. just jump off the dick and take care of yourself. if you're not as horrible as this post makes you seem, he will be begging for it within a week. otherwise, fyl.