Love: Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more...

By BirthdayGirl - 02/03/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 04:01

Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML

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You deserved it 103

Happy Birthday…

By Anonymous - 14/10/2021 11:00

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend’s birthday is a month before mine. I'd spent my birthday savings on his, but he told me that we couldn’t do anything for mine because, “I didn’t plan or organize better.” FML

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You deserved it 143

By HLRJ - 29/08/2018 09:00 - United States - Concord

Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 254

Thanks, babe

By Anonymous - 14/12/2020 17:58 - Canada - Moncton

Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML

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You deserved it 121

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By kateannobrien - 11/08/2021 20:01

Today, my birthday was terrible yet again. This year, my boyfriend skipped celebrating with me at all. Last year, he guilt-tripped me about ‘having’ to spend time with me and got me two gift certificates that were unusable due to COVID. These weren’t even my worst birthdays to date. FML

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You deserved it 206

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By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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You deserved it 1 042

By misswhiskers - 28/02/2011 11:21 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 3 368

By Forgotten - 09/08/2010 14:38 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

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You deserved it 28 626

By horribleday - 20/06/2017 09:00 - United States - Ozark

Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML

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You deserved it 423

No gifts for you

By Birthdaypoop - 20/06/2022 12:00

Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML

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You deserved it 1 255

ayamefan13 16

Tuesday 2 March 2010 16:07

Second year in a row? And you're still with him? I mean, if he hasn't gotten it by now...

sxychik 4

Tuesday 2 March 2010 16:06

wow what an ass..

Comments

haiHomeiz 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 23:52

bros before hoes!

KaChii15 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:19

dayumm that's most deffinately shadee lifee.!

californiway 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:39

no one wants to here about you mother ****** problems

Fop 6

Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:45

"Bros before hoes" people: God damn sexists. I hope you all gag on your tongues. OP: That sucks. You should just dump him if he celebrates his own birthday; if he doesn't, then this is no FML.

fairies633 8

Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:48

ydi for still being with him

c0nfuzzled 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 1:55

BROS BEFORE HOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! an ancient rule

gingrr 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:55

does he know it's your birthday?! if he does dump him!!!

Derkek 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:57

happy birthday!

kaybaybay777 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 1:14

dump him.... NOW!

ashiiya 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 1:18

If today's your birthday, then happy birthday! And to your bf, he can go crawl into a cave and rot. I'm sorry, but what kind of bf doesn't take his gf's birthday into consideration and hangs out with his friends? Ridiculous. Same thing with girls who do that to guys. Hah when it's his birthday, you'll have every right use the candle's flames to put him on fire.