Health: Today, my boyfriend decided that we should go to the carnival...

By crazymirrors - 28/07/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided that we should go to the carnival in the Bizarre House place where there were a lot of crazy mirrors. I checked myself out in one of the mirrors. Then my boyfriend says "That will probably be the only time you will ever look that skinny." FML

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By pooh anne - 26/02/2013 20:26 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML

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By Sam - 03/02/2009 22:38 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By Harriett - 27/09/2024 06:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I was out shopping with my friends when I saw my ex. I instinctively tried to hide by quickly turning around and walking into a store. It was a mirror. I walked straight into my own reflection. FML

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By greattt - 10/02/2009 21:15 - United States

Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML

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Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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By pregnantapparently - 10/12/2015 18:45 - United States - Durham

Today, I had been stress-eating a lot of junk food during finals week at college. I was feeling worried about my figure, and lifted up my shirt to see myself in the mirror. My boyfriend, who I didn't know was watching, promptly said, "Whoa babe, it looks like the condom broke!" FML

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By Mellon - 09/12/2021 01:59

Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2010 15:09 - Canada

Today, I saw a picture of me from a night of drinking that surprisingly looked really really good. I showed my boyfriend and he agreed with me. Then he added, "What's funny is it looks nothing like you!" FML

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By Amanda - 02/07/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

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Tubasaurus 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 12:47

Perhaps from his point of view the mirror made you appear impossibly skinny.

britches 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 12:28

ouch

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Joe2794 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:16

Who knows? Maybe the mirror made you look like a twig

eeee93757 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:17

This is what I don't get about girls...they want you to be honest, but if the truth isn't what they want to hear they flip out....annoying.

Georgia795 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 21:20

#7, I think it would be a good idea if you threw yourself off a cliff or something? It would make the world a difference :)

kukopia 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 21:42

Dump him and get a girlfriend that will tell you how pretty you are as you share gallons of ice-cream and pound after pound of cake.

lich_fml 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 22:03

umm those things make you look UNGODLY skinny. i don't think it was meant as an insult..?

ithedarkknight 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 22:59

lose some weight... if you want too... but make sure you do it for yourself not for your boyfriend...

bigotcretin 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:29

ydi, fat bitch.

fucklifeee 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 4:07

Everyone's calling her fat, but don't those mirrors make you look ridiculously skinny, like anorexic-ish? It was still a little mean of your boyfriend, though.