By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
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Norja 33

You're dating a manchild. Give him a bucket and cloth and tell him to clean it up.

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TemperanceRiley 15

That's just gross unsanitary childish and moronic.

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Fuhkyoo 17

actually, urine is sterile. its still gross though.

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justsayin91 10

actually, urine is not sterile. this is gross

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Fuhkyoo 17

yeah, I just looked that up. apparently in the 5 years ive not been in school theyve figured some new things out. makes sense since it doesnt smell all that good

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dblogic 19

And it happens to be the body's mode of excreting toxins....not sterile at all.

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tantanpanda 26

It's sterile in the sense that it doesn't have harmful bacteria. It's filtered out of your bloodstream by your kidneys. You could literally drink your urine (I'm not condoning it) and you'd be fine with no adverse effects. Even though it smells you can't deny it's sterile. Crap, on the other hand, goes through a tract full of bacteria. definitely not sterile, but you don't need me to tell you that.

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Dave_Davington 33

Pfft, any idiot can pee on the ceiling. ******** through the skylight, on the other hand, that takes real skill.

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False_Stupidity 41

Depends on whether you are inside on on the roof. :)

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Acerhawk 24

Sorry that he did that OP, but to be honest I would find that a skill too if I was him.

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CurlyQute 17

Yeah no. He needs to clean that and stop doing that. That's disgusting.

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FMyLyricalAnus 11

It's time to let him practice his favorite skill alone. At least 500 feet away from you. Restraining orders are great.

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buckdharma 37

You should break up with him, but keep his number on speed dial in case you have a house fire.

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vikky538 28

the next thing he do is pee in your bedroom...

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peggscott 14

That's just weird... Why would anyone even think that to be acceptable behaviour??

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