By Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
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lol_ironic_life 9

Well the best way to get back at him is to fart on him! :D

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FYLDeep 25

Just wait 'til he ties you down and tickles you for 3 hours straight.

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ThorneCrossed 9

Hopefully you fart like a lady, not one of those deep, growling farts guys have

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DKjazz 20

How does a lady fart? A little high pitched "toot"? I know what you're talking about with man farts, we have a term for them. They're called "junk-rattlers".

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Enslaved 36

Show his family he cries like a little bitch when he gets nut checked. Lol

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m1grande 3

What if he tickled you after handcufffing you to a bed for like 5 hours? His family probably thinks you guys are awesome

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KRS_13 0

The room would not smell to well after that..

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KyuuketsukiApple 30

It was 3 hours, but I see what you did there. #9 beat you to it though.

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madisonrose626 5

Haha I'm surprised that hasn't happened yet!! Luckily we've even dating over a year and his family thought it was hilarious.

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gg95_fml 4

Omg that is great! I do the same exact thing to my friend who is insanely ticklish! I showed her bf this FML and he tested it out on her! Haha!

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flockz 19

i feel like the proper way to read this FML is through a gasmask.

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pytharo 6

What's so bad in that? I'm sure a fart wont define you to them, especially when they put up with you being tickled, means they already accept you, so fart away

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jackassiddy 8

I have laughed in front of my girlfriend's family. I have laughed from being tickled in front of my girlfriend's family. However, if they found out I was like a tickle-me elmo that simultaneously shit himself.. well then yes that might just define me.. Hey Julie remember when you dated the Pillsbury dough boy that pooted when you poked him?..

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jesbar95 10

You're boyfriend is awesome. At least he has a sense of humor and doesn't look at you gross when you do it.

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perdix 29

There's a dude in Canada you ought to meet -- you two could establish a No-Tickle Zone. Some of us need that kind of protection. Others of us know the phrase, "Cut it out, asshole!"

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flockz 19

i talk to my ass all the time and tell it not to fart, but it never cooperates.

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perdix 29

You're right. Assholes do seem to have minds of their own. A brief amount of time driving about should convince anyone of that.

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flockz 19

ya tell me about it! especially on dates while having romantic dinners. i've learned the "cough and fart" technique. only bad thing is that on certain occasions other people will see this and assume i'm choking and give me the heimlich. let's just say the end result is something like "Brown Spots on the Wall" by Hugh Flungpoo, a novel.

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flockz 19

i tell it to stop but it never seems to quit its shit.

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MoNnEy_MiiTE 3

Yea the cough and fart technique is OK until you move around and something is wet and smells terrible in ur pants

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tennisrapper1 14

at least he doesn't consider it to be a bad thing! :D

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MayShay 5

Imagine he decides to show your future wedding guests as well... o_O Now THAT would be awkward.

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