Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough....

By Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By anonymous - 20/03/2012 22:33 - Canada - Saint John's

Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By The horror... - 11/11/2015 16:52 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML

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By Susan - 28/02/2012 11:55 - Canada

Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML

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Wednesday 30 November 2011 22:15

Well the best way to get back at him is to fart on him! :D

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 30 November 2011 22:16

Just wait 'til he ties you down and tickles you for 3 hours straight.

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Samuraixman 3

Thursday 1 December 2011 4:23

sucks to be you

xeldawyn 14

Thursday 1 December 2011 4:44

Queef and he will never do it again.

im_so_ninja 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 5:51

HAHAHAHAHA!!

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 1 December 2011 6:20

At least you don't throw up when you're tickled enough. That's happened to me more than once.

tbone87 1

Thursday 1 December 2011 20:12

I hope this was during dinner

madisonrose626 5

Friday 2 December 2011 23:16

It was!!

gg95_fml 4

Sunday 12 February 2012 3:09

You bf is awsome

bergkamp10 1

Friday 2 December 2011 1:50

Give him pink eye :P

JDizzlexD 1

Friday 2 December 2011 6:19

Sucks for you :D

juicycutora 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 1:43

Dump him

AliCat18 12

Saturday 3 December 2011 18:20

haha challenge accepted!

HK416_fml 0

Monday 5 December 2011 12:56

that's adorable xD

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