By SoSexy - 07/10/2012 10:25 - United States - Stockton

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
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SoSexy_fml 11

Hey guys! This is the OP. 1) I honestly don't know, my boyfriend suggested we try filling up a tire with them. 2) Albeit being a bit embarrassed, it was actually quite hilarious for both of us. We're both in our 20s, but we still laugh at bodily functions, immature as that is. That, and I can't exactly see what's happening behind there.

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Top comments

Malori98 4

This is the most visual FML I've ever read

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ReneeElizabeth 5

If you don't know what a Queef is, you're too young.

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Comments

JustMwah 0

This actually made me LOL!

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natameow 7

Of course all of these comments are hidden because of negative votes. Please spare me from hearing about these kinds of things. I know they happen but if rather experience these strange sexual mishaps on my own.

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Dreamer5393 21

You know squirting is just peeing. They proved that a long time ago.

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Roevera 14

Yes 126, you have to smart... My mind is obviously just faster than my fingers. If you can't comprehend what I wrote, you're a dumbass. Yes, you're dumb and an ass.

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GhostDuck 30

I CAN comprehend what you were saying, but if you're going to tell someone they're not smart, you probably shouldn't do so while making errors. That just proves your intelligence.

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doctorhook86 24

Please, please stop! I never meant my hilarious deadpan reply to #1 to spark personal insults against one another. Except maybe against #1. And that girl who didn't get my joke. You know what? Carry on. :)

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agtxero 2

Think of it as a way if spicing things up

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Raath00 7

FYL cuz your bf has a sense of humor? Pfft....

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