By hairy - 08/03/2012 14:30 - Serbia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
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DocBastard 38

It's only scary if it's long enough to braid.

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jmoreno 4

You must have a hell of a snout for him to be scared

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muffinXmonster 12

Go honey badger on his ace

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MadonnaObsessed 0

No, yes she has nose hairs. But that doesn't mean she's a animal.

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muffinXmonster 12

If that was serious then you are a jack ass

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nm11 4

Muffinxmonster.. Did u seriously put ur number on ur profile.. Wtf?

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j_cat187 19

#81 that's sad. Shall we spam the shit out of him?

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SaMmIMonster96 6

#81 awh that's sad that you would suggest that..

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toelie 26

I need to see a pic before I can choose between FYL en YDI.

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vatoloco88 0

The one from your nostrils? Or, the one coming out from your pores? The latter seems exponentially worse!!

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Redoxx_fml 22

He's never been beyond The Wall

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failgamer 7

Maybe its a sign to trim your nose hairs...

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flapdoodle 2

It sounds like it is time to move on. Find a nice boy with ear hair and settle down together. Maybe you could have a few furry children.

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Xcherrypie 16

If you were naked more often he wouldn't have noticed the nostril fro.

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freakyguitarist 0

Tell him he has a tiny winkie

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downtime 12

Guys aren't idiots, we know when that is just made up out of spite. If anything it leaves us thinking, "seriously? That was your best effort?" and our respect for you as a person pretty much dies as we come to the conclusion we just won the argument.

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desireev 17

P.S: The picture of you with your boobs hanging out is not cute or attractive.

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