By Just_Me_88 - 14/02/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, the mafia is out to get him. FML
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macdaddymady 8

Lmfao, at least he used the most original break-up line ever

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ALLDAY88 8

Ohh I seen your boyfriend down at Bada Bing with Tony Soprano, yea they are after him.

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goodfella925 0

That rat bastard! aha

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jackeechan 10

Kiss the dons ring or die...

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rubberduckie94 13

Well maybe he found a horse head in bed with him.

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Brotha_Lou 5

That's just a reason to avoid buying you any type of gift on Valentine's day.

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ymcmbboss 0

I they really are, then he is protecting you, so think positive!

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aubzdall 6

It could be worse. My ex has family in the mafia....he didn't tell me this until after I dumped him

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jaredofmo 22

Back to looking for "Mr. Right" again, eh, OP?

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perdix 29

When he said he wanted you to give him head in bed, he didn't mean one from a horse.

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Slimshots 8

That could be interpreted in a couple of ways.

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