Love: Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping....

By me - 27/10/2010 12:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2012 10:26 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML

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By whattheHellman - 23/10/2022 09:00 - Australia - Traralgon

Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML

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Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:49

He has a point. I mean, it's not like people can control what they do whilst asleep, so if you didn't want to risk the occaisional elbow then you shouldn't have stayed over. Not to mention he could have been joking.

aback 4

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:46

You shouldn't have had sex with him.

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GWOTVET 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 1:06

Teach him a lesson & just don't stay over at all anymore. Maybe you can make him take anger management & counseling before you sleep over again as a little joke just for your own satisfaction... it can be your own private payback lol

AlphaHotel 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 1:47

why would he need an excuse for what he did in his sleep?

velvetreverie 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 2:33

He shouldn't need an excuse. Just because you're making such a big deal over something that was obviously not malicious on his part, you deserved this. Now he knows how lame you are and can go find someone who doesn't hog the sheets.

2riteluvonherarm 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 3:18

I would of punch him in the eye and been like BITCH!

geoffshull 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 4:49

hahaha awesome

coling 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 5:33

best pikachu ever^

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Thursday 28 October 2010 7:20

OP.... next night ...after he's been asleep a few hours... get up ... knee that asswipe in the pills... then tell him..."You shouldn't have let me stay... ya ********!"... then leave!

StarzandLaughing 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 8:37

LOL @54 my little sister always wakes me up at ungodly hours to tell me the monster is going to eat her... Then i get in trouble for scaring her ('if u wake m up again, it will haunt u every nightt)..(: btw, 54 is cute.

thecatsmeow_xx 9

Thursday 28 October 2010 10:59

YDI, kinda. For expecting him to have an "excuse" he was sleeping and obviously didn't mean to do it. & I'm pretty sure he said sorry but you kept nagging at him for elbowing you. Just get over it.