Health: Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives... - FML

By clashgurl8449 - 17/02/2011 08:08

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

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By thanks a lot - 04/05/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend made me a latte. It tasted off, but I didn't want to hurt his feelings so I drank it. Turns out he put laxatives in it as a prank. The idiot couldn’t just use one or two. He used so many that I had to go to the ER for severe dehydration after puking and shitting for hours. FML

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By dannij08 - 14/01/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I was at home with slight constipation, so I took two laxatives. That's when my boyfriend called me, saying his parents are in town and want to have dinner tonight, this being the first time I've met them. I've already been on the toilet five times. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

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By tryingtoberomantic - 28/09/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML

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By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

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By Glutton - 28/01/2010 01:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2023 10:00 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend scolded me for asking whether he’d like his favorite soup for lunch when he was, "in absolutely no shape to survive ingesting food." Two hours later he's greedily digging into an almost expired pack of cheap and nasty supermarket waffles from out of his bag. FML

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By n - 04/04/2015 18:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend made me breakfast because I had a cold. Because my nose was so stuffed, I couldn't tell that our milk had gone bad. I had two cups. And now I'm stuck on the toilet. FML

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By SonofMnemosyne - 19/11/2018 07:30 - United States

Today, I have been on the toilet all day due to chocolate laxatives from trick-or-treating. Today, it is my birthday. FML

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CheaRight 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 16:08

At least he knows girls poop.. Remember the girl that had to use the gas station to poop because her boyfriend thought girls didn't poop? Would you prefer that?

Southerndatageek 2

Thursday 17 February 2011 17:02

I would dump him like a load of poop for giving me meds of any type without my knowledge. There is something just a little twisted in giving your girlfriend laxatives without her knowledge. Makes one wonder what else he has given you.

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goldfish78 11

Friday 18 February 2011 0:33

next would be anal!

doubleohseven 0

Friday 18 February 2011 0:45

bahahaha!!! that's hilarious. but it's true; girls poop waay less than guys and I have no idea why lol its a scientific anomoly. I feel bad for u for ur bf taking it so seriously tho lol

FYLSLOWLY 0

Friday 18 February 2011 0:49

So what's the problem? If you dumped him for this, privately msg me his pic and number, causd i'll take him.

SpanishFutbol201 0

Friday 18 February 2011 0:53

girls poop? I thought all they did was bitch

jess6blondie9 2

Friday 18 February 2011 5:10

We poop and bitch.

docscientist 9

Friday 18 February 2011 1:19

You should stop using skittles as a suppository.

AnneFTW 17

Friday 18 February 2011 1:23

Are you sure he didn't want to use them as a sly way to make you lose weight?

eskimocallboy 0

Friday 18 February 2011 1:24

hahaha!

ImLizAndImBored 0

Friday 18 February 2011 2:16

He cares about you! And shows it in a freakishly way O.O

deputy_g 5

Friday 18 February 2011 2:28

throw a pie filled with rocks at him to get even! X]

izacht 0

Friday 18 February 2011 3:01

Oh, hunn.

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