By clashgurl8449 - 17/02/2011 08:08

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML
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CheaRight 0

At least he knows girls poop.. Remember the girl that had to use the gas station to poop because her boyfriend thought girls didn't poop? Would you prefer that?

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Southerndatageek 2

I would dump him like a load of poop for giving me meds of any type without my knowledge. There is something just a little twisted in giving your girlfriend laxatives without her knowledge. Makes one wonder what else he has given you.

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FajitaFreak 3

Laxatives = old dried up chocolate. It's not medication. You could eat a ton and the only thing that would happen is you'd go to the bathroom a lot.

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nocaduceus 0

So untrue. Constant uncontrolled diarrhea can lead to significant electrolyte loss and dehydration. It's why people can die from laxative abuse.

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iiiiiiiirediiiii 0

Well obviously he wants you to take a dump on his chest. Quit being a tease and deliver already

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screamo_neve 12

Well, at least he was concerned about you... Hahaha...

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aniyah_xox 0

that's the way the cookie crumbles!! c[x

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alyssagruver 0

it's just another type of loovvee(:

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awesomelikethat 0

Aww his concern is nice.

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