Work: Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML

By Ploeboi - 04/08/2010 08:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML

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Get them away from me

By Anonymous - 08/02/2011 16:27 - United States

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

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To each his own

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Absecon

Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML

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High expectations

By Anonymous - 13/02/2022 02:01

Today, I got broken up with by a professional clown who lives with his elderly parents and doesn’t have a car. This is definitely a low point. FML

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By Randolph - 15/10/2012 02:24 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, a clown came over for my son's 8th birthday party. There was a moment of silence then laughter as everyone realized the clown and I were wearing the same plaid shirt. FML

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By shampoogirl - 26/08/2011 18:26 - United States

Today, I finally landed a new job, and thinking he would be proud, I told my boyfriend. Instead of congratulating me, he got mad that my work hours include Saturday, his laundry day. FML

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Clown World

By sweetsixteen - 22/06/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 05/02/2021 18:30 - United States - Newport News

Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML

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By I'm a joke? - 30/05/2013 05:37

Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML

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By Allycat - 09/10/2013 01:19 - United States - Ronkonkoma

Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML

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Cheaply romantic

By Anonymous - 26/06/2021 16:00

Today, I walked into a dollar store as my boyfriend's girlfriend. I came out as his fiancé. FML

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sammyprosnit 8

Wednesday 4 August 2010 16:29

at least he has a job you unsupporting bizznotch.

ArtIsResistance7 1

Wednesday 4 August 2010 16:29

Now all his childhood dreams are fufilled...you should be proud!

Comments

fuzzybear14 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 0:53

what does he get paied?

AyaneXx 6

Sunday 5 February 2012 0:53

shouldn't be a problem, unless you're like me and petrified of clowns then it's not so good.

Shenannigoats 16

Thursday 15 March 2012 1:54

It's still a job. Quit whinging.

fml_mu 10

Wednesday 18 April 2012 6:14

So what? At least he has got a job now. Or are you a kid who is scared of clowns? If you truly love someone you will accept them the way they are.

missalice0306 19

Wednesday 23 May 2012 11:54

And your life is ****** because?

EternalHatred 3

Friday 3 August 2012 19:04

You have a stupid ass boyfriend.

Steffi 26

Friday 28 September 2012 16:22

Clowns tend to get paid more than you would think.

cloth101 5

Friday 14 December 2012 21:22

So? He got a job. You should be happy for him instead of putting him down.

klc20071989_fml 9

Monday 7 January 2013 11:23

In this econemy, a job is a job. Be glad he got one at all.

EverdreamOfMe 24

Saturday 2 February 2013 18:12

Why is this a FML? That's awesome!

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