Love: Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I... - FML

By Forgotten - 09/08/2010 14:38 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

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By HLRJ - 29/08/2018 09:00 - United States - Concord

Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 254

Thanks, babe

By Anonymous - 14/12/2020 17:58 - Canada - Moncton

Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML

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You deserved it 121

Grateful

By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 06:00 - Australia - Taren Point

Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 929

You deserved it 265

By TLT - 16/11/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 482

You deserved it 5 849

No gifts for you

By Birthdaypoop - 20/06/2022 12:00

Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML

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You deserved it 1 255

By katelynm - 08/02/2013 06:24 - United States

Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 951

You deserved it 8 996

Brain worms

By JaneSimple - 16/08/2020 14:02

Today, my fiancé forgot my birthday. I did however remember to tell him we were sending his mother flowers, for her birthday, which falls a week after mine. We've been together 10 years. I sent her flowers on my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 452

You deserved it 232

By Sugartits - 08/08/2017 13:00

Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML

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You deserved it 419

By cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 787

You deserved it 18 613

Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 631

You deserved it 2 765

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Top comments

SettoFail 9

Monday 9 August 2010 19:47

WTF? and your still with him?

sexy_babe_123 0

Monday 9 August 2010 19:48

dump him hun

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capilot 10

Monday 9 August 2010 20:14

OK, is he *really* your boyfriend, or just somebody you've been stalking?

rottentomatoes 7

Monday 9 August 2010 20:20

#47 LOL

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Monday 9 August 2010 20:21

this is what i was about to say..is this guy really your boyfriend? or like why are you even with him if he really is your boyfriend? forgetting an anniversary is one thing. vday isnt too crazy, some people just arent into it. BUT HE FORGOT YOUR NAME! what the **** are you thinking?

RGHTre 0

Monday 9 August 2010 20:26

My thoughts, exactly.

Artsygirl90 14

Monday 9 August 2010 21:09

I agree completely. ydi for being crazy.

marisalee 0

Monday 9 August 2010 20:15

YDI for still dating that loser

staciieee_x3 0

Monday 9 August 2010 20:17

Whyyyy are you still with him then? YDI for still putting up with it.

marisalee 0

Monday 9 August 2010 20:19

You stupid retard. YDI for allowing him NOT to know. you're probably lying about this DNL anyway.

marisalee 0

Monday 9 August 2010 20:20

FML*

jumpinurpants 0

Monday 9 August 2010 20:23

dude, u smell like shit.

takemytrollz 0

Monday 9 August 2010 20:24

YDI for having a boyfriend that can't remember your name. YDI for having a name for him not to remember. YDI for having a birthday. YDI for being with him long enough to have an anniversary.

ilovelife_01 0

Monday 9 August 2010 20:29

Lol.. You should forget abt his bday, anniversery, christmas, valentines, heck! Forget he even exsited! Ahaha

FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0

Monday 9 August 2010 20:32

maybe you should forget he is your bf

flove29 0

Monday 9 August 2010 20:36

haha..are you sure he's your boyfriend?FYL

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Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were on a picnic date out in the country, things got a little heated. When we were switching positions, he screamed and started running around. Turns out neither of us noticed the beehive in the tree above us until his dick got stung. FML

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Today, my grandmother yelled at me for driving erratically. I was "driving" in a video game. FML

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Today, I had my pill check and the nurse cautioned me that my BMI says I'm obese. I'm an elite powerlifter and my weight is this high on purpose. FML

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You deserved it 139

Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 923

You deserved it 2 385

Today, it was the first game of 2020 Notre Dame football. My boyfriend’s family are huge fans and were upset because they weren’t doing well. When I left to get snacks for everyone, Notre Dame finally started playing better. I’ve been sent to the kitchen until further notice, because apparently I’m “bad luck”. FML

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You deserved it 202

Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML

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You deserved it 4 726

Today, things got so bad with my mother-in-law that I seriously considered faking my entire family's deaths to escape it all. FML

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