Love: Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender...

By Anonymous - 23/04/2011 08:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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By pissed - 04/05/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, I was on Facebook looking at pictures of my boyfriend, who was in his friend's wedding this past weekend. He said that none of the girlfriends could come because it would cost too much for the couple. I spent the weekend alone, and all his friend's girlfriends are in the pictures. FML

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Tact and charm

By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 13:04 - United States

Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML

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Supportive

By fuckthepopo - 21/01/2012 02:31 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML

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With friends like these…

By dreadedmafia86 - 12/03/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later, she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML

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By voltronn - 23/01/2010 05:04 - France

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML

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Some people just want to be caught

By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 15:00

Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML

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By WasZumTeufel? - 01/01/2013 00:55 - Germany - Kabel

Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML

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Assumptions

By Anonymous - 09/11/2021 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML

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Kinda sus

By Forgotten - 27/01/2023 02:30

Today, I found out my boyfriend went to a “Lovers New Year's Eve” party. I didn’t go. He told me he had to “work” that night and couldn’t spend time with me. When I confronted him about it, he told me he “forgot” to tell me and it was “a last minute thing.” We’ve been dating for 3 years. FML

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CitrusGirl 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 16:35

Why is it that if a man has sympathy for a womans situation it's assumed that he's trying to pick up a chick?

reaver24 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 15:58

look at it this way... when in doubt, Facebook, cus there's no such thing as secrets there...

Comments

xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Saturday 23 April 2011 17:47

haha right and he sounds like a tool?? ^^^

SnowFlakeInAK 7

Saturday 23 April 2011 18:30

balls. you know 41 if you're going to try to insult someone and make yourself look smarter at least learn to not censor your own swear words! you ******* ball-less asshat!

SnowFlakeInAK 7

Saturday 23 April 2011 18:32

balls. you know 41 if you're going to try to insult someone and make yourself look smarter at least learn to not censor your own swear words! you ******* ball-less asshat!

Skatejock21 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 18:43

He has full right to be out with a friend who is a girl.... Facebook is facebook... my wife has pictures with guys before we got married, while we were dating and engaged. Overall, He's NOT your property! You didn't buy him... get the hell over it! Gosh, if you were my girlfriend, I'd dump you in a heartbeat. I think you'd be a real pain in the ass. Which probably can explain why he chose to go out without you if you're under the impression that he's cheating on you. However, if he is cheating on you, still, get over it. You're going to meet many more people in life, just like him, and you can't do anything about it. Here's some council I got from my old high school drama teacher, "Life Isn't Fair". Live it, breathe it, embrace it.