Health: Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something...

By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

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By BiteMe14 - 07/01/2011 19:10 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML

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By Noname - 25/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By Lizofsmeg - 11/05/2012 05:03 - United States

Today, I was at my new boyfriend's flat. As I came out of the toilet he walked over, took my hand, looked at me and whispered, "You washed your hands. Good." in an extremely creepy manner. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 05:01 - Canada

Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's most frequent OCD tic is also the biggest trigger of my misophonia. FML

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By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2023 05:30 - United States - Aiken

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend and I told him that I was going to tickle him, to which he responded me how he’d “crack” me in the head so that I’d never even think about tickling him again. It threw me into a panic attack and people laughed. I’m a survivor of domestic violence. FML

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By alissa_roar - 18/04/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML

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flashback.miss 28

Thursday 7 October 2010 16:08

whthe... surely you mean ex... why on earth would he think that would be funny? Oo....

Fuzzfoot 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 16:17

so... if you accidentally touch a strangers butt- do you have to do it again?

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krismir29 0

Friday 8 October 2010 1:17

poor thing. I used to have horrible OCD like that as well. I'm sure he just doesn't understand how hard it is to deal with

klinsky 5

Friday 8 October 2010 1:52

this boy does not deserve to be your boyfriend. dump his ass!

drumline14 0

Friday 8 October 2010 1:54

wow that's mean, and not even an fml. way to go douche bag

jwilk05 4

Friday 8 October 2010 2:08

people with OCD are fun to pick on and put down... u need to just shoot urself.. don't worry u can use both hands to grab the gun.. haha

DLTsandwich 5

Friday 8 October 2010 9:46

This comment majorly pisses me off. D:<

G_thelegend 0

Friday 8 October 2010 2:29

aww thats mean!

rachelleg 0

Friday 8 October 2010 2:38

I'm sorry but this made me laugh so much..

matt4395 2

Friday 8 October 2010 2:46

ur boyfriend is an asshole.

alizzette_nabash 6

Friday 8 October 2010 2:54

I have this same OCD disorder too. it sucks so much. I just don't have it as badly thank goodness

amanda1312 0

Friday 8 October 2010 2:55

awe! what an ass!!!

stephy228 0

Friday 8 October 2010 3:40

throw him 2 the curb! there is NOTHING funny about that! what a jerk!

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