Health: Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something...

By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend's most frequent OCD tic is also the biggest trigger of my misophonia. FML

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By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2023 05:30 - United States - Aiken

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend and I told him that I was going to tickle him, to which he responded me how he’d “crack” me in the head so that I’d never even think about tickling him again. It threw me into a panic attack and people laughed. I’m a survivor of domestic violence. FML

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By alissa_roar - 18/04/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML

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Thursday 7 October 2010 16:08

whthe... surely you mean ex... why on earth would he think that would be funny? Oo....

Fuzzfoot 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 16:17

so... if you accidentally touch a strangers butt- do you have to do it again?

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jdawg4545 0

Friday 8 October 2010 7:01

omg that would be so dam funny id probly shit my pants watchin some1 try to do that

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Friday 8 October 2010 8:02

Dear OP, what you should have done afterward was brush his cheek with one hand and then punch him in the face with the other hand. Then when he is knocked on his ass, stand over him, laughing at him of course, and yell, "WERE EVEN NOW, BITCH!" and walk out. He sucks at life