Ok, that's technically very wrong but well...I find it funny...very funny.

ur bf is one messed up b*tch

that is pretty funny

Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaah LOVVEE

that is awesome:)

think of the benefits for him though. you suck his dick and end in an odd number of sucking you'll have to even it out lucky man he is

that is so wrong and soo funny..but then again wrong lol

Sounds like OP has Sensory Integration Disorder, not OCD. The two are often confused or even coincidal, the difference is that SID is essentially OCD of the senses. So unless OP is counting how many times she's touching her boyfriends face, it's probably not the case. Hell even some psychologists/neurologists misdiagnose it because it's often useless to explain it to their patient. OCD is easier and more commonly recognized. It's like how some lazy doctors just tell parents of Asperger children that the kid is Autistic. I have Sensory Integration Disorder, i have the same problem with things needing to be symmetrical, especially with sensation. I guess people react differently, my boyfriend plays around with me the same way. He'll torture me with sensations, but it's more of a joke and he eventually let's me correct it, and we laugh, i smack him, and we go about our business. I had a lot of issues growing up with Sensory Integration Disorder, I get very overwhelmed and upset easily. I had to start homeschooling in 8th grade because I couldn't handle day-to-day school work. There are so many clothes I couldn't wear, shoes I couldn't wear, food I couldn't eat, smells I couldn't smell.... About 2 years ago I started what's called Neurofeedback, it stimulates parts of the brain in order to force my synapsis to function properly. I gained 20lbs, lol, because I was eating food that I'd never been able to eat due to textures (I would throw up the food immediately if it didn't have the right texture) I'm wearing clothes I've never been able to wear before. It still effects me mentality a lot of the time, and now with my chosen career path it's actually helping me. I recently graduated Massage Therapy school at the top of my class because I can feel problems in people that most other Therapists cannot. :) So my curse has turned into a profitable blessing. The most advice I can offer to people, seek professionals who can help you, because THEY ARE THERE. Also, don't get so offended by little jokes from people who love you. Stop being so damn sensitive, if you're lighthearted, then people will embrace you and all you're prideful weirdness :)

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haha faved