Health: Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something...

By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

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By BiteMe14 - 07/01/2011 19:10 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML

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By Noname - 25/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By Lizofsmeg - 11/05/2012 05:03 - United States

Today, I was at my new boyfriend's flat. As I came out of the toilet he walked over, took my hand, looked at me and whispered, "You washed your hands. Good." in an extremely creepy manner. FML

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That's… a crime?

By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 05:01 - Canada

Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML

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Vicious circle

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's most frequent OCD tic is also the biggest trigger of my misophonia. FML

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By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2023 05:30 - United States - Aiken

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend and I told him that I was going to tickle him, to which he responded me how he’d “crack” me in the head so that I’d never even think about tickling him again. It threw me into a panic attack and people laughed. I’m a survivor of domestic violence. FML

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By alissa_roar - 18/04/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML

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flashback.miss 28

Thursday 7 October 2010 16:08

whthe... surely you mean ex... why on earth would he think that would be funny? Oo....

Fuzzfoot 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 16:17

so... if you accidentally touch a strangers butt- do you have to do it again?

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xXNerrrdXx 16

Thursday 30 May 2013 0:47

Its mean...still dont followe who said leave him it was just a joke lol

AZdabest17 6

Monday 17 June 2013 16:09

am I the only one who finds This funny..?

ray_cuevas 2

Saturday 2 November 2013 22:32

Hey, hi five! *slaps hand....... *runs for dear life

doglover100 28

Friday 14 February 2014 17:24

That is messed up.

SheTheOtaku 21

Monday 10 March 2014 9:45

Oh come on. He's a dipwad.

tia_waring 10

Thursday 5 June 2014 15:03

That's quite funny

JBirdeye 14

Wednesday 11 June 2014 17:04

******* asshole

StiffPvtParts 43

Friday 5 September 2014 18:51

Aww... that's adorable! @_@ P.S. by 'adorable' I mean OP, and NOT the douchy boyfriend. What he did was just mean! :c

WarriorOmen 25

Saturday 6 December 2014 22:37

Not funny in the least. I'd have ******* killed him.

ElliotR 9

Thursday 22 January 2015 20:09

You shouldn't be with someone like that

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