By StillnothowIimaginedmydaygoing - 14/10/2015 16:22 - United States - Radcliff

Today, my boyfriend found out that male goats will stick their tongues out, snort, and garble at female goats in heat. Now he's doing it to me at all manner of times, sound effects and all. I now know why goats ram their heads into things repeatedly. FML
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michaelaranda 28

Goat luck trying to get him to stop kidding around.

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auest 15

Find some other obscure creature like that, and simply do it back. Eventually he will stop if you make it embarrassing enough. Either way, FYL OP

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worldclassrager 39

He's a human not a goat...he should hopefully drop it soon

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keiNan_fml 35

may be you should try to ram your head into him, that might teach him a lesson.

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Richard6036 13

Sounds like my father, just the person were really low IQ

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catherinecas 30

Male goats also urinate and jack off into their beards. Maybe don't tell him that.

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Amanduhhhhh 10

My boyfriend does this, too! I thought I was alone.

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amileah13 26

Shows you his maturity level.

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scyth3s 13

Mature enough to do silly things and not care if people think he's weird?

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diagnosed 15

wow how mature..... How old is he 10? I mean seriously if he's making noises at you like that . I think it may be time to find a new boyfriend that is a little bit more mature. Because that is unacceptable to the extreme

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hernanjaimes_ 22

Your attitude is unacceptable to the extreme. Geez lighten up.

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allforfun 23

I love how the girls here find his behavior annoying. Pro tip- the more girls tell us we're acting stupid or immature and shame us for it the less we interact with you. Don't be left wondering why your man has changed and doesn't pay attention to you because you've done it to him. Let me tell you when you get older and your BF/husband is too involved in work, bills, or sports to pay attention to you anymore you'll wish they did goofy stuff like this.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Are you serious? Consider to end the relationship? Are you really in so much need of attention? No wonder divorce rates are so high...

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diagnosed 15

sir I do not agree with you, there is a time and a place for goofiness. But constantly making animal noises that another person is unacceptable type behavior. No woman wants a guy to make animal noises at her. It's just not right , maybe I was just raised a little bit differently but guys don't generally make animal noises especially goat animal mating type noises at one another in a relationship there are other ways to be kind of goofy besides doing that

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Okay, I interpreted it the wrong way. My bad. It's that I've heard of so many cases where an SO is complaining that their other SO is working too many hours, etc. when in reality they're just paying bills and putting food on the table, making it pretty damn unfair, imo, for the partner that's working their ass off.

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